[Verse 1: Colt Ford]

See me and my ol' lady, we been fightin' a bunch

And I ain't quite for sure, but I got me a hunch

Now I know I been drinkin', but I'm thinkin' kinda clear

This here's the truth and I ain't leavin' this booth

Until I tell everybody exactly what she done

I done called my boy Sunny, told him bring my gun

I'm tryin' to figure out exactly what went wrong

I'm workin' daylight to dark to give her a nice home

I ain't never been the type to ask for too much

Just a meal now and then and sometimes a slow touch

Tell me what to do, man, what do you think?

I know the waitress and the cook and they don't care if we drink

I'm just tryin' to make sense outta all this sh—

Lord, I'm not a violent man, but the gun's in my hand

Should I stay or should I go or just let it be?

Lord, the cheatin' woman's gon' be the death of me

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]

Meet me at the Waffle House

It's goin' down

Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around

Meet me at the Waffle House

And bring me my gun

Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]

Man, my whole world is upside down

I guess I'm 'bout to be the laughin' stock of the town

I heard from my cousin it's a dozen or more

And I found the Sheriff's badge on the bedroom floor

And ol' boy from church said he saw her with the preacher

Forty miles from here at a bar drinkin' beer

She told me that she was havin' lunch with her sister

I was home cleanin' up, wishin' I didn't miss her

See, love will bring you home, but lies brought me here

Heard her and the town judge been at it for a year

I reckon you can't make a whore a house wife

But I damn sure tried even when she lied

Now I'm sittin' here, starin' at this plate of grits

Thinkin' about goin' to put a bullet in that chick

Maybe I should shoot everyone of them fellas

But come to think of it, son, I really ain't jealous

Matter fact, let me thank y'all for makin' it clear

Hell, fix me a patty melt, son, and pour me a beer

Now I'm scattered, smothered, covered, and happy to be free

To hell with cheatin' women, y'all heard it from me

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]

Meet me at the Waffle House

It's goin' down

Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around

Meet me at the Waffle House

And bring me my gun

Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone

[Bridge: Sunny Ledfurd]

Meet me at the one off 28 (Next to 28)

My gun's in the closet under my Bad Company tapes

And grab that moonshine sittin' on the freezer

It's gonna ease the pain the next time I see her

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]

Meet me at the Waffle House

It's goin' down

Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around

Meet me at the Waffle House

And bring me my gun

Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone