[Intro: Colt Ford]

Man, you gotta be kidding me, son

You call that a truck?

Y'all check this out right here

[Verse 1: Colt Ford]

My truck, pre-gaming all day (Yup)

Your truck got a net for a tailgate

My truck full of girls with Daisy Dukes (Woo)

Your truck full of whole bunch of dudes (Wow)

My truck, Patron Silver and Corona (Uh huh)

Your truck, two liters of diet soda

My truck is bigger than a building

Your truck is like a toy for the children

[Chorus: Tyler Farr & Colt Ford]

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we could truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads 'til whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]

My truck jacked up so high you can't see it

Your truck look more like a Prius

My truck is a gun-slingin' mud clinger

Your truck always gettin' the middle finger

My truck bump Hank, Jamie, and Toby

Your truck got a cassette tape of Moby

My truck is like the honey badger, 'nuff said

Your truck is like Osama bin Laden, dead

[Chorus: Tyler Farr & Colt Ford]

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we could truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads 'til whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

[Verse 3: Colt Ford]

My truck is supercharged and got Fosgate

Your truck has an enlarged prostate

My truck goes roar like a lion

Your truck is like a little baby cryin'

My truck gets comp in Vegas

Your truck gets minimum wages

My truck is on its way to platinum

Your truck is like "what the hell just happened?"

[Chorus: Tyler Farr & Colt Ford]

If you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just hit me up

Just slide on over to the middle

And maybe we could truck around for a little

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

Baby, just climb on up

And if you don't feel good on the leather

We can take the back roads 'til whenever

Yeah, if you wanna ride in a real truck

I'll show you how we boom, boom, boom

How we boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom