[Verse 1]

He's got a backhoe it's Caterpillar yellow

He's a heller of a feller a drinkin' storyteller

With a DUI he's illegal to drive

But he legally drinks and gets illegally high

Then one night while he's up in the sky

He looked at that backhoe ask himself why not

I'm gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man

This DUI don't contain

I'm gonna drive it to the bar down on Main Street

Now he's

[Chorus]

Diggin'

Gotta hot little honey hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted and a bass tube hittin' it

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po po incognito like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin' life's a garden man

And he's just diggin'

[Verse 2]

Hes wearin' a cat hat with the meow meow kitty

Rolls up in the club pimpin' like Denny

With the beer trippin' just sippin' on suds

Puttin' shots back then trippin' with his buds

Hes was 10 beers in about 12 o'clock

But to all the girls who's startin' to flock

He said hey ladies time to go home

We can't stay here who wants to go

About then the valet pulled that backhoe up

Now he's

[Chorus]

Diggin'

Gotta three little honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted and a bass tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po po incognito like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin' life's a garden man

And he's just diggin'

[Verse 3]

It was about 2:35 on Route 245

He was tryin' to find his address 255

He was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite

Swervin' right to left when they flipped the blue lights

Trooper said boy I ain't tryin' to be hatin'

But your operatin' intoxicatin' violatin' every bit of the law

He said nawciffer naw I'm just

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Diggin'

Look at all of them honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

With the windows tinted and a bass tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Beggin' yo yo po po they gotta let me go yo like Joe Dirt

That's how he's livin' life's a garden man

And he's just diggin'

[Outro]

Yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo

Yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo

Come on now occifer

Ya know I'm just tryin' to make it home

I don't mean to cause no problems

But I got all these girls I gotta get 'em home safe

That's what any ol' country boy would do

I promise I'm going home right now

Just let me come on now

Everything's gonna be fine

We just out here diggin' a lil' bit

Ya dig ha ha ha ha ha