[Verse 1: Colt Ford]

I had a bad truck that broke down

Had a bad girl that ran around

Had a bad reputation in two-minute two-lane towns

Had some bad luck with blackjack

Had a bad headache from drunk Jack

Took a bad shot on a whitetail with a record rack

[Chorus: Colt Ford]

But I ain't never had a bad beer

No, I ain't never had a bad buzz

No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top

Of one that wasn't cold enough

I ain't never had a bad time

Can or bottle, it don't matter what kind

I've had enough to tell you 'round here

No, I ain't never had a bad beer

[Verse 2: Matt Stell]

I heard some bad lines in this bar

Threw a bad week in a tip jar

Heard a bad cover band do a number, man

On some "Achy Breaky Heart"

[Chorus: Matt Stell]

I ain't never had a bad beer

No, I ain't never had a bad buzz

No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top

Of one that wasn't cold enough

I ain't never had a bad time

Cans, bottles, it don't matter what kind

I've had enough to tell you 'round here

No, I ain't never had a bad beer

[Bridge: Colt Ford, Matt Stell & Both]

Koozied-up Bulldog tailgatin'

Shotgun with some spring break crazies

Raise 'em up to some left-turn racin'

And all our friends in low places

[Chorus: Colt Ford & Matt Stell]

I ain't never had a bad beer

No, I ain't never had a bad buzz

No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top

Of one that wasn't cold enough

I ain't never had a bad beer

No, I ain't never had a bad buzz

No man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top

Of one that wasn't cold enough

No, I ain't never had a bad time

Can or bottle, it don't matter what kind

I've had enough to tell you 'round here

No, I ain't never had a bad beer, bad beer

[Outro: Colt Ford & Matt Stell]

I ain't never had a bad beer

Nah, I ain't either son

You got any left in there, Colt?

Go on, get you one or six there, big daddy

Boogity boogity

Let's go drinking