He said he'd join a foreign army

So that he can have sex before he's married

He loves her so

He can't let go

He loves her so

He can't let go

He has new clothes

They've fallen on him now...

We all knew somehow he'd be a better man

He wears chartreuse cause he can

CHORUS (X 2)

He wears chartreuse cause he can

I really don't understand

Cause he's always a ladies man

He wears chartreuse cause he can

He only keeps good company

He's always leading with his teeth

He keeps himself so apropos

Shoots it up his nose (shoots it up)

CHORUS

He only loves what he sees

She's the best desert he's had in weeks

She'll be dead in three months time

He'll be dead in five (dead in five)

CHORUS

He wears chartreuse cause he can

He wears chartreuse cause he can

Chartreuse cause he can