[Verse 1]

My name was Pluto

As a planet I was known

What did I do

To anger the unified IAU?

[Chorus 1]

Am I real or someone else's dream?

Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream

I've only gotten here

Icy coats tell me to disappear

[Verse 2]

My name was Pluto

Shy of one third of my years

Given a pseudonym

Swinging with the spheres

What did I do?

My planetary dreams have fallen through

[Chorus 2]

Am I real or someone else's dream?

Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream

I've only gotten here

Just because ecliptic's nowhere near

Enough of my chagrin

Designated dwarf as if I've been

An errant asteroid

I'll just see myself out to the void

[Bridge]

It's just as I had feared

I've never felt

Ένα τρία τέσσερα τρία τέσσερα μηδέν Πλούτων

There are no bullies here

The Kuiper Belt

Wait

Haumea

Makemake

I'm coming

Those of us un-

Seen

I will be missed

Betrayer of your own kind, Eris

[Chorus 2]

Am I real or someone else's dream?

Flying eccentric circles 'til I scream

I've only gotten here

Just because ecliptic's nowhere near

Enough of my chagrin

Designated dwarf as if I've been

An errant asteroid

I'll just see myself out to the void