[Intro]

Like we're too hot

Chase!

[Verse 1]

Light me like a cigarette

And watch me burn away

I'm rivaled by a single thread

My own worst enemy

Now I'm in love with anyone

Anyone in love with me

I bite the hand that drops the bomb

Then blame it all on Joey

[Pre-Chorus]

Smile on my face

Slithering like a snake

Like Mom would always say

"You can't trust the TV"

Garbage on my plate

Spitting up all my shame

Everything is great

And then you die

[Chorus]

My problem's everybody's problem

I think I'm the problem

I've got a problem with that

I got blue ones

Blame it all on you ones

1992 ones

I guess you give what you get

Ah, yeah

[Verse 2]

Wash it down with cinnamon

And I'll tell you what I think

Mm, I took my vitamins

But I still feel obsolete

I sh-should've been famous

About an hour or two ago

But I die when I get recognized

And cry a little when I don't

[Pre-Chorus]

Smile on my face

Slithering like a snake

Yeah, Mom would always say

"You can't trust the TV"

Garbage on my plate

Spitting up all my shame

I call it how it breaks

My oh my

[Chorus]

Oh, my problem's everybody's problem

I think I'm the problem

I've got a problem with that

I got blue ones

Blame it all on you ones

1992 ones

I guess you give what you get

Ah, yeah

[Bridge]

Let me sing it loud

Let me break it down

Let me build it up

Then I'll cut it out

[Verse 3]

Ah, is this getting easier

Or am I just getting older?

My eyes are just getting sleepier

I'm just getting sober

I feel a little sleazier

I do it for the culture

I'm not a cover for a creature

Baby, I'm a vulture

[Outro]

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