[Chorus 1]

You've been looking at your swollen ankles

With your feet out first

And didn't rewind

And didn't rehearse

You've been looking at your swollen ankles

With your feet out first

And didn't rewind

And didn't rehearse

[Chorus 2]

You've been looking at your curling toenails

With your legs bent back

And couldn't recline

And couldn't relax

You've been looking at your curling toenails

With your legs bent back!

And couldn't recline

And couldn't relax...

Life is special with you

Let's be friends