THE EGG

By COFO

On THE EGG

Released on April 5, 2026

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INTRO

FOREST FRIENDS:

Behold and Rejoice

Behold and Rejoice

Behold and Rejoice

Behold and Rejoice

CHORUS 1

COFO:

I'm gonna lay an egg, people callin’ me foolish, but the

Forest believes in me, so I just might do it

Yelling out huevos, while I prove it

And i'm not a robin but... the hue is so blueish

VERSE 1

In the deep of woods, i’m residing with squirrels

Nightingales sing Prince’s “Diamonds and Pearls”

Cherubs in harmony plucking the harp

Zephyrs of spring carry joy to my heart

Porcupines listening, concubines giggling

Morning dеw glistens like babies at christеnings

Wistfully whispering, pigeons are sitting in pretzel formation, their wingspan is riveting (Wow!)

Look at that fawn with the wobbly legs

Walk as unstable as me in the head

No thoughts of jumping but I’m close to the edge

I’m under the stars, making art, finding zen

Raspberry tarts, what a wonderful spread

Brought enough to the party for all of my friends

Poisonous dart frogs have come to break bread

And the ostriches offer a pan of baguettes (mwah!)

One hundred percent non exclusive affair

Doors remain open to tigers and bears

Everything's feasible; lemurs and pikachus

Oh what a scenic view, muster up miracles

I silenced my mind for a magical show

Here comes the bountiful bloodhound patrol

Such an impressive and powerful nose

They will sniff out the nest where my womb can unload cause…

CHORUS 2

I'm gonna lay an egg people callin’ me foolish, but

The forest believes in me, so I just might do it

Yelling out huevos

FOREST FRIENDS: Huevos!

COFO:

While I prove it

And i'm not a robin but... the hue is so blueish

VERSE 2

The moment will happen as sun starts to set

I went for a cruise, I need time to reflect

I rode on a moose as he strutted along

A glorious trail with a view of the pond

We stopped to parlay with a goose and a swan

They were enthused by the pur- suit I’m on

I offered breadcrumbs, in exchange for advice

On the first eggs they laid and what it was like

They told me their stories of glorious birth

And dozens of ovals they placed on this Earth

I said “I could never produce quite like you”

SWAN:

With an attitude like that, surely that’s true

Look deep in your soul, the answer is there

Beyond all your worries, troubles and cares

Trust in your spirit and gifts that it bares

Believe in yourself, breathe in the air!

COFO:

Suddenly I am transported to bliss

I feel rumbles and tumbles between my hips

I thank goose and swan, as I leave in a hurry

I rush to the moose, feeling so merry

By the wise oak we gathered, my time had arrived

Family is here with tears in their eyes

The sun starts to slip behind behind cascading hills

I sing to myself, my purpose fulfilled

INTERLUDE

Woahhhh, gather round my woodland friends

Glory be unto the egg

Watch it hatch

Bask in the glow

The greatest story ever toldddd

CHORUS 3

Yeahhh, I laid an egg, even though they called me foolish

And the forest believed in me, they told me I could do it

I yelled out huevoooos! And proved it

Now look at that egg, that hue is so, so blue

OUTRO

Rejoice

Behold and Rejoice

That light blue hue, that light blue hue

Let the sun shine down, Let us all gather round

Cause the time is right now

Glory be unto the egg

Yeah, eggs now

FINALE

MOLTY THE MALLARD:

And so it was done!

The first believed in him and COFO laid that egg! Showcasing a most beautiful lesson: to always believe in yourself, trust in your spirit and the gifts that it bares! For there is no limit to what you can do. Huevos

FOREST FRIEND: Preach!

MOLTY THE MALLARD:

This concludes our story for now…

Glory be… unto…

THE EGG!

FOREST FRIENDS: Go COFO! (repeating chant)

COFO: Wa ha ho!! Hey I’ve never crowd surfed before, this is awesome! I guess I can handle these heights huh?! Ha ha ha, wow thank you everybody, thank you! Hey Mrs. Ridley! Hello!

MRS.RIDLEY: Hi COFO!

COFO: Wow everybody’s here! Hey Sir Hoot!

SIR HAWTHORNE HOOT: I knew you could do it!

FOREST FRIENDS: Your dreams came true, now bust a move!

COFO: Ohhhh Ohhhhh, what’s up Ptommy?!

PTOMMY: For your a jolly good fellow!

COFO: Ha ha ha, I appreciate you man!

PTOMMY: Right back at you!

COFO: I love all of you so much! Glory be unto the egg! It’s so beautiful! Thank you! Thank you!

THANK YOU!