TEMPER (INTERLUDE)

By COFO

On THE EGG

Released on April 5, 2026

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TEMPER (INTERLUDE)

COFO: Oh, oh, that’s awesome… a-and I really appreciate the lift and all, it’s just you’re going a little bit fast don’t ya think?

MR.HARRIER: Harrier! Mr. Harris Harrier and that there’s my co-pilot, Oppose the Osprey

OPPOSE: He-hey! A pleasure to meet you!

COFO: It’s great to meet you too!

MR.HARRIER: and listen I’m real sorry but I’m under direct orders from the Oval Occult to get you on that ice floe fast!

COFO: Ice floe?!

MR.HARRIER: Yep! That frozen slab way down there

COFO: Uh-Ok fine but can you just place me down this time instead of drop-ping meeeeeeeeeee

MR.HARRIER: Nahh, doesn’t have thе same dramatic effect… bеst of luck buddy!

OPPOSE: Good luck!

COFO: Thank you guys!

MOLTY THE MALLARD:

And now COFO floats into the dark arctic abyss… will he reach land? I surely hope so