MOLTY THE MALLARD:

Oh, oh my, well hello there!

I didn’t see you walking up

We’ll come come, don’t be afraid now, let’s gather out front of my lake house

Hurry on, come on, come on

My name is Molty the Mallard and I am the appointed orator of the mystical Oval Occult (huevos!)

I’m also the most dapper duck in all the land, I mean you see the glistening emerald head

Haha… pretty hard to miss I know

But I digress, anyhoo…

We have come together today to hear a tale… a most incredible tale…

A story of achieving thе impossible, embracing the nonsеnsical, with great sensibility

Plunging into worlds unknown to answer the intoxicating call of the wild

And “who has been chosen to embark on this magical adventure?” you might ask

Well one starry-eyed fellow might just have the sheer stupidity and just enough moxie to become…

The first human being…

To lay an egg!

We join our protagonist, COFO, in a deep slumber, as he lies, blissfully unaware, upon the seashore…