AQUATIC HARMONY

By COFO

On THE EGG

Released on April 5, 2026

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[INTRO]

COFO:

(Yawning)

Woah, where am i?

No way!

Is that a turtle?

Wait… is that a bunch of turtles?

Ok i just woke up from a dream

Layin on the beach

Way that i was counting up these sheep

Like im lil’ bo peep bah bah

I was catching mega z’s in the deepest sleep

When i felt a presence by the sea, right in front me

I saw majestic turtles on the coastline

Their nests illuminated by the moonlight

Wow! glowing clutches of soft white orbs

I became entranced, and i had know more

I said mrs. turtles, how come i can't lay en egg?

I want to be just like you, then one of them said

I’m mrs.ridley and well have to see

Grab my flipper, come and join us for an ocean jubilee


[Chorus]

And it was

Aquatic harmony

An all out party underneath of the sea (oh yeah)

Every oceanic creature was there

Lobsters scuttlin’ up a rug, dolphins leaping through the air

Aquatic harmony

A celebration of what it means to be!

Sunbeams sparkles on the water surface

Manatees loungin’, pelicans surfing


[VERSE 2]

MRS.RIDLEY:

Yes, welcome to the party, we try and do this everyday

Our little way of praising the world in which we live and play

And let me get this straight

You like the way the way that i create? how my body forms eggs? how i lay them and then i incubate?

COFO:

Yes i do

And yes its true

I know i don’t have womb

And im no contest for you

I know i may sound obtuse

Or like all screws are loose

But what if i produced

An egg which could rival that of the golden goose?!

MRS.RIDLEY:

I want to help, but it’s really quite a challenege

A mother’s instinct

And a whole lotta magic!

But somehow i believe that you may just make it happen

There’s someone you must meet but first, lets return to dancing!


[Chorus 2]

COFO:

Cause it was

Aquatic harmony

An all out party of underneath of the sea (alright!)

Great white sharks having a whale of time!

We’re all immortal, turritopsis dohrnii!

Aquatic harmony

A celebration of what it means to be!

Plankton photosynthesizin in the sunshine!

Octopusses playing synths, 8 keys at a time!!!!

(8 keys at a time…)


[BRIDGE]

MRS RIDLEY:

Hey cofo! what a party huh?!

COFO:

Yeah, i mean wow, this octupus, what a player! i’ve never been to such a magical party. but, but listen. you mentioned there’s someone i must see about the whole egg thing?

MRS:RIDLEY:

Oh yes yes, the great owl, Sir Hawthorne Hoot! he’s intimadating but all knowing

COFO:

Is he at this party?

MRS.RIDLEY:

No silly, he lives far away in the Fabergé Forest!

COFO:

Well how do i get there?

MRS RIDLEY:

Now just hold on eager beaver

Ill be damned, if you miss out on this party to get wonder a foreign land

I, understand, your a passionate man, with eggtravagant plans, you’re pursuing just as fast as you can

And i know a flock of seagulls, who could fly you and guide you

Tell you what, they’ll pick you up at high noon

But first it’s key for you to unwind, let your soul fly free and open your mind

Breathe in the salt air, let it wash away your worries and cares

Now release!

(octopi, octopi! go octo go octo) crowd noises in background!!!!


[Chorus]

COFO:

Yes!

Aquatic harmony

An all out party of underneath of the sea (underneath the sea!)

Sea lions roar, seals bark for more

Coral wigglin all over the seafloor

Aquatic harmony

A celebration of what it means to be!

Clownfish telling jokes as we laugh with great might!

And all the gulls cackle as we take flight!


[OUTRO]

GULL:

Hoo hoo hoo!

COFO:

Ha ha ha, woah slow down, i’m scared of heights!

GULL:

Hold on tight, here we go! ha ha hoo hoo