[Verse 1]

Hold up you guys

Alright, so I was standing in this long ass line outside of this club called

Ugh, whatever

Uhm, It was really fucking freezing out

And my hands were literally turning blue

When I finally got to the big bad bold bouncer, you know

He said:

‘Empty out your pockets love, or I’m done with you’

Whatever

I said: ‘Okay, I’ll start with the left one, you got a minute?’

Passport

Hairtie

Coins

Lighter

Hairtie

Condom

Earplug

Flip Phone

Earring

Lipstick

Watches

Tram Card

Receipt

Sugar

Saltines

Pepper

Scrabble

Housekeys

Pony pack

Bagpipe

Snickers

Sandwich

Setlist

Xannies

Taser

Green card

Piercing

Spеll book

Karen

Teabag

Dog Treat

Frog lеg

[Chorus]

Huh?

Why is that in her pocket

Huh?

Take it out of your pocket

[Verse 2]

Stop getting mad at me!

All i'm trying to do is empty out my pockets like the bouncer told me to

Ok guys, Let's empty out the right one

Ready?

Yeah!

Doll Head

Sigarette

Remote

Starbucks

David

Nicole

Blue Cheese

Goldfish

Elfbar

Grandma

Fake Tan

Candle

Poke Bowl

Straightener

Tambourine

Visine

Menstrual cup

Birdseed

Sports bra

Rabbit foot

Invisalign

Wisdom tooth

Breast pump

Glitter

Tampon

Catnip

Dad’s car

Stethoscope

Magnum

Bowling ball

Gummy beer

[Chorus]

What?

So much junk in those pockets

Huh?

Will she be able to dump it?

What?

So much junk in those pockets (Seriously though, What the fuck?)

Huh (I, I, I, I,)

Will she be able to dump it? (I just don't understand)

[Verse 2]

Spaghetti

Slime

Dildo

Crochet

Lady bug

Christals

Lollypop

Keys

Painting

Grey hair

Tie wraps

Abba cd

Sunshine

Teacup

Deodorant

Hagelslag

Banana

Cockring

Soapbar

Coffee

Henna

Yoga pants

Domino

Tamagotchi

Letter

Chains

Liquorice

Play dough

Ginger

[Outro]

Croissant, Tupperware, E-bike, Hotdog, Radio, Kalender, Lampshade, Grenade, Carrot, Moneys, Salmari, Lego brick, Whistle, Glasses, Puke bag, Cucumber, bikini, chocolate, beer can, nail polish, bricks, pictures, doorbell, flowers, recipe, TV, brownie, roadmap, hairbrush, spacesuit, secrets, tortoise, panties, wedding ring and Fennel