[Verse 1]

You can use my stash if you wanna

You can play the TV when I'm on it

You can fill my bath full of Crisco

Service all my comrades at the disco

[Verse 2]

You can climb a mountain made of hazardous waste

Stick a flag on top that says "you're in the right place"

You can hack the Vatican and flood it with porn

But I think they've got it covered when the curtains are drawn

[Chorus]

Mighty Mouse, all big like a man

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Bored and he just tore up the plan

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Recklessly considering theft

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Besides the fact I got nothing left

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

[Sample]

"She's got a big mouth, but she's not a kid. I'm gonna whip you silly, and I'm gonna fuck you stupid."

[Verse 3]

You can fry your brains with decisions

Where to make the deadliеst incisions

Become a hired killеr with a whisper

Your own private army and enlister

[Verse 4]

You can't have failed to notice that the room's filled with smoke

The powders in your inventory are making you choke

You're close to acing all the tests that make you a douche

Excommunicate, inebriate, I'm cutting you lose

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… bye-bye!

[Chorus]

Mighty Mouse, all big like a man

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Bored and he just tore up the plan

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Recklessly considering theft

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Besides the fact I got nothing left

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Mighty Mouse, all big like a man

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Bored and he just tore up the plan

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Recklessly considering theft

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

Besides the fact I got nothing left

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

(Buh-deeby-deeby-deeby)

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