[Verse 1: damienfarron]

Tried to scam Saint Lazare but he had no money

He asked for 20 bucks so I called him a dummy

Just scammed a single mother out of her cash

Her kids are going to bed hungry, haha

Scammed NIKHEDONIA out of his toothpaste

Your breath is smelly so you need some toothpaste

Scammed XIX, molly rocks in my green tea

Scammed Slump AK and copied his song, "SYRUP"

Cameron Azi told me get out his DMs

Your girl give me head right on my penis

Can't have penis because I’m allergic

Neck game retarded like Ricky Berwick

Just scammed Keemstar off DramaAlert

Fucked Leafy's girlfriend in iDubbbz merch

Told cxltgod that he lives on Earth

Told adam22 he needs church

Beat up Lil Dicky for having an afro

I put a Snickers bar in his asshole

Pulled out a big stick and stuck up a Jew

Customised my Air Force with dog poo poo

Just fucked a bitch in a relationship

Just lost on Smash Bros. to an Asian kid

Caught PewDiePie saying the n-word

I Fucked a Turkey is Connor Edwards

Ate $EMMY!'s shoelaces and now he’s sad

Put on a durag, my waves are so bad

Met Michael Cera and called him a virgin

Scott Pilgrim ruined a whole generation of women

Just shook a baby and now he's out cold

Drop kicked an old person for being old

Just stole an XBOX to play Black Ops II

Customised my AR like Black Ops II

[Bridge: COCKAHOLICS]

Yeah

Okay

Yuh, yuh

[Verse 2: COCKAHOLICS]

I haven't wiped my asshole for 17 weeks

When I do a poo poo I feel like Derek Chauvin

I'm Pickle NIKHEDONIA the way I smell that booty

I have haemorrhoids the way I feel like Maciek Gojski

I turned myself into a pickle, Morty, I'm Pickle Rick

My name is Jeff like 22 Jump Street

Just beat up a pregnant woman, now she's dead

I spent 750 dollars on a VR headset

And all I use it for is playing the Rick and Morty VR game

Just called Saint Lazare, he's on heroin

Went to New York and we both did heroin

I blocked this woman because she owns hamsters

I told her, "Be quiet, I hate hamsters!"

I just spent a rack on a fake pair of shoes

I was so upset I did a big poo

It takes me 1 minute 15 to solve a Rubik's cube

[Verse 3: COCKAHOLICS]

I’ve been saving up for 2 years to buy property

I keep saving around 1000 then spending it on PornHub Premium

I can’t pay my rent 'cause I have a Xanax addiction

I just found out adultswim is ran by Cartoon Network

I did a poo poo and it left clingers

Call me Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory, bazinga!

Just called NIKHEDONIA, he owes child support

Just called damienfarron, he owes child support

Just called cxltgod, he owes the IRS

Just called $EMMY!, he owes the IRA

Just called Kuso, he owes us an explanation

Just called Saint Lazare, he’s still on heroin

[Outro: LordHeath1972]

A'ight, so this is what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna do a vocal experiment to test the range of my voice. So, I’m gonna try and hit the lowest and highest notes that I can physically possibly do with my own voice, here we go. We'll start with the low and then we'll go up to the high. Ahh-uhh-uhh-ehh-ah!