[Intro: Coach Tev]

Yea yea yea man what's happenin

Ima tell y'all about this good fuckin day, yea

That boy tested positive again, yea

For being the realest nigga on Earth ya heard?

[Chorus 1: Coach Tev & Blake Cris]

PayPal sent my funds through

(That just made my day)

Pack just hit my lungs too

(That just made my day)

I detailed my Jeep seats

(That just made my day)

Ginger in my green tea

(That just made my day)

[x2]

[Verse 1: Coach Tev]

Ay, look

I’m in the crib with no shirt on

She tellin me it's turn on

I see u gettin your flirt on

I might just get some Moscato

Sip from the bottle

Big bad wolf blow smoke out my nostril

Hit it one time then make u some waffles

(I'm like that)

Uh, I'm a nicе guy I do it a lot

Yea I’m from Irving and makin it hot

I went to collegе but not to go hoop

I need a 3-piece not a new suit

If you gon need me I’m in the booth

Schedule a meeting catch me on Zoom

I need the beep beep ‘fore I got vroom

I’m in the Jeep deep there ain’t no room

Naw naw

I caught 'em knee deep in a cocoon

You lookin sleepy go to your room

I’m feelin sweepy get out your broom

If you wan greet me talk to my mans

I don't do greetings I don't do fans

Niggas is creepy niggas is stans

(That's facts)

[Chorus]

PayPal sent my funds through

(That just made my day)

Pack just hit my lungs too

(That just made my day)

I detailed my Jeep seats

(That just made my day)

Ginger in my green tea

(That just made my day)

[x2]

[Bridge: Blake Cris]

That just made my day

That just made my day

[Verse 2: Coach Tev]

Ay, stuck in the house with nothin to do

Can't even smoke 'cause I'm not in the mood

Body aches making me not wanna move

Can't even eat 'cause I'm losing my taste

And I'm too skinny to lose a lil weight

Hot boy fever ain't goin away

I don't know how I got caught in this case

I thought a nigga was playin it safe

I thought a nigga was playin it right

Rocking the mask, wearing it tight

Business as use

I ain't have fright

Know I wasn't right when I hopped on that flight

Went to Miami then went to LA

I'm here on business though, not to parley

Somehow I knew the rent had to get paid

Sent it on time, Now I need aid

Yea yea

[Chorus 2: Coach Tev & Blake Cris]

Hit me with that one-two

(That fucked up my day)

Ay that shit hit my lungs too

(That fucked up my day)

Ay couldn’t catch no deep sleep

(That fucked up my day)

Ay I feel way too needy

(That fucked up my day)

[Skit: Coach Tev & Whitney]

[Tev]

Ay boo can you pass me the green juice over there? Por favor

Thank you very much

[Whitney]

So what you think?

[Tev]

Hmm?

[Whitney]

You like it? Added some new stuff in there little big of ginger little bit of kale

[Tev]

Ah yea yea yea it's-it's good

I mean, with my circumstances I can't really tell the... difference anyway