[Verse 1]

Three A.M. glow from the monitor light

Coffee's cold, but the logs look alright

Gary left a note back in 2008

"Do not touch this script or you'll tempt your fate"

There's a batch file older than the paint on the wall

Still holdin' up payroll and inventory calls

And somebody marked a folder "temp_old2"

Now everybody acts like it's sacred voodoo

[Pre-Chorus]

We've seen brave men click things they shouldn't click

Watched whole departments go down real quick

So before we make another move...

[Chorus]

Adios, chaos, hit the trail

No food for the beast, we won't let it prеvail

Document the process, labеl every wire

Put the README where the lost souls inquire

No mystery cron jobs hidden away

No tribal knowledge games to play

We're choosing peace over chaos today

Adios, chaos, be on your way

[Verse 2]

Mike from accounting says the printer's cursed

Dennis says rebooting makes the problem worse

There's a server in the basement hummin' like a hive

Nobody knows exactly how it's still alive

One hardcoded password in a dusty file

One "temporary fix" been there a little while

Every operator got that thousand-yard stare

From inheritin' systems held together by prayer

[Pre-Chorus]

We've all heard legends from the old regime

Half infrastructure, half fever dream

But we're drawin' lines today...

[Chorus]

Adios, chaos, hit the trail

No food for the beast, we won't let it prevail

Separate the assets, map the topology

Future us deserves a little clarity

No hidden folders buried far away

No "Gary knows" dependency chains

We're reducing future suffering today

Adios, chaos, be on your way

[Bridge]

Write it down

Name it clear

Make the pathways reappear

Less confusion

Less repair

Less existential despair

[Breakdown]

Status?

STABLE!

Operator?

CAFFEINATED!

README?

PRESENT!

Monster?

FRUSTRATED!

[Final Chorus]

Adios, chaos, hit the trail

No food for the beast, we won't let it prevail

One less ambush waiting in the dark

One more breadcrumb, one more marker

And if the whole thing breaks someday

At least we'll know how we got this way

That's called operational grace

Adios, chaos, leave this place

[Outro]

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