[Verse 1]
How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish?
[Chorus]
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
[Verse 2]
Oh, hey there, Mama Nature, why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No, no, we did not take it, I swear we was only borrowing the book!
[Chorus]
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this, we can't start that all again!
[Chorus]
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine a la Frankenstein?
Downtown, they're giving 'em away
Downtown, they're giving 'em