[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Nicole Hurst]

(Ohh) Yeah, look at that ass just bouncing

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) Images in my head steady hounding

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) You don't want to bring your chicks around him

(Ohh) Oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) How many chicks do I got? I'm still counting

(Ohh) Pshh, man, I need counseling

[Verse 1: Pusha T]

Hey I think I got a problem, problem

And I need an open ear to try to solve 'em

Having a hard time picking out my darling

So until then, I guess I juggle all 'em

Nah, I ain't gon' beg my pardon

Cause I don't shop for none y'all bitches at Arden

B, sippin' on a sweet as a Chardonnay

I balls, I don't bargain, see

I used to be all about a fat ass

Then I found a cutie with a flat ass

Good head, nice smile but her flat ass

Two out of three, shit, I couldn't let that pass

Doc, what you gon' do 'bout this?

Cause I ain't got a clue 'bout this

I'm used to getting what when I want, where I want, how I want

Then them girls holler (You ain't shit!)

Look

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Nicole Hurst]

(Ohh) Yeah, look at that ass just bouncing

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) Images in my head steady hounding

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) You don't want to bring your chicks around him

(Ohh) Oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) How many chicks do I got? I'm still counting

(Ohh) Pshh, man, I need counseling

[Verse 2: No Malice]

So many chicks, I can't pick a favorite

My shrink even say my behavior's sick

The hips to how shawty lick her lips

Just a few thoughts that come to mind as I reminisce

Temptation always been my nemesis

A few sips then take her back to my premises

Innocence lost once again

How could we be more than friends?

Baby don't be mad, think back of the fun that we had

The love we share so cheap like a E-Class

You ain't alone, I too am a sleaze bag

I guess I need "Celebrity Rehab"

Because, ain't no real chance at love

All my wrongdoings forbid me to trust

Oh God, forgive me for lust

Don't let another heart get crushed, come on

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Nicole Hurst]

(Ohh) Yeah, look at that ass just bouncing

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) Images in my head steady hounding

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) You don't want to bring your chicks around him

(Ohh) Oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) How many chicks do I got? I'm still counting

(Ohh) Pshh, man, I need counseling

[Bridge: Nicole Hurst & Pharrell Williams]

Caught, you sneaking in the doorway late last night

But I ain't got the will to try and fight

These bitches steady hounding

Think you better go to counseling

Tame the beast you keep inside (Yeah)

[Verse 3: Pusha T & No Malice]

Maybe I'm crazy, maybe, just maybe

It's hard finding time, can't tell me I'm lazy

The way my phone ring may seem a bit shady

I'm 'bout my cash money, ma, maybe it's baby

How you persuade me via email?

Fresh out the shower, sending pics from your cell

Wishing I was there taking a flick myself

And then hit delete, I can't afford to leave a trail

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams & Nicole Hurst]

(Ohh) Yeah, look at that ass just bouncing

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) Images in my head steady hounding

(Ohh) Uh, oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) You don't want to bring your chicks around him

(Ohh) Oh God, I need counseling

(Ohh) How many chicks do I got? I'm still counting

(Ohh) Pshh, man, I need counseling