I try to stay objective

That is my prime directive

Though you think I’m brainless

I speak machine language

Feeling slightly urban

I think I’ll have a bourbon

It’s more than I can handle

My bones are slightly fragile

Blow out the candles

Let’s compile some CAML Light

Blow out the candles

We’re so very strongly typed

F# was furloughed

Interpreting some byte code

It’s more than I can handle

I play the roman vandal

I analyze your syntax

But let’s get down to brass tacks

Though you think I’m brainless

I speak machine language

Blow out thе candles

Let’s compile somе CAML Light

Blow out the candles

We’re so very strongly typed