Cold joker

She's a hot smoker alright

Bullshitter

With his new baby sitter

And she makes him feel all right

Big talker

He won't use his walker

But it's gonna be all right

Feels better

In her new tight sweater

And he's gonna work it tonight

'Cause he's a cold joker

And she's a hot smoker

Cold joker, yeah

Hot smoker

Reads Bram Stoker out loud

"Cold Joker, no more

That's all you're allowed!

Take out your false teeth

Make Vampire proud."

Darth Vader

Soon to be invader

With his lampshades and lace

Routine stand up

Now he better sit down

'Cause he's going blue in the face

Getting sicker

And it's hard on the ticker

And he can't keep the pace

Now he's a cold joker

Cold joker

Cold joker