[Chorus]

I was so wasted

I was so wasted

[Verse 1]

I was a hippie

I was a burnout

I was a dropout

You know I was out of my head

And I was a surfer

I had a skateboard

I was so happy, man

You know I lived on the strand

[Chorus]

I was so wasted, I was wasted

I was so wasted, I was wasted

[Verse 2]

I was so fucked up

I was so screwed up

I was so jacked up

Couldn't get any higher than that

And I was so pilled up

I was so nebbed out

I was so jacked up

I was out of my head

[Chorus]

I was so wasted, I was wasted

I was so wasted, I was wasted