(Verse 1)
Perfectly sitting in the Fireplace sinning
Horns attached to my head I’m devilishly grinning
I’m Calvin, I’m casually pissin’
What a day to remember that the car flipped with ignition
Slow passage of fate but I’d end up here at some point I think
Don’t know why, squeezed down the factory line
Wonka caught me slippin’ guess I never had Willy-Nilly vision
What if I’m just another fucking Milton Impressionist
No checkin' off the rest of it
Flies flutter with the sparrow sips
Teeth picked and pulled it’s a Fairy Witch
Self-checking my long ass bucket list
No Grandpa here, Grandma got carried away with it
At least we’re warm, who got the campfire hits
Spreads like a storm, a whole state is lit
Wishing it had a zombie apocalypse
Or a famine-caused starvation risk
Maybe even AIs with our feeble minds
Too many demons in this world it’s a Gordon Ramsey Kitchen kind
But now you complain about hitting rewind
Now you complain about hitting rewind
Hitting rewind hitting rewind hitting rewind
Jump in the fire
Save yourself some time
(Verse 2)
Hit rewind
Jump in the fire
Save yourself some time
Self some time (self some time, self some time, self some time)
Crossbones used as logs
The meat is gone
Gnawed off in a rabid state
Emergency first-aid from the Eagle Kid he saved the day
No wonder we even have this Fireplace
No wonder we even have this Fireplace
Dancin', shoutin', cryin', laughin'
Let the Fireplace ash itself to the grave