(Intro)

AHH!

THIS SHIT AIN'T LIKE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE

THEY SAID “THAT SHIT WAS WACK CIPPY, YOU NEED MORE OF A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY”

SO I FOUND A NEW STORY

GIDDY UP, NEW SETTLEMENT INCOMING

(Verse 1)

I’m the Eastwood of my generation

Except Tarantino or Dirty Harry

I’m either good & bad, never ugly

No need to call the sheriff

Let him sit at the donut shop

Pace around the barbershop

Waiting for the phone to ring

Yellin' “goddammit Sonny talk to fucking Leon!”

But I’m the talk of the hour

60 Minutes feature? Try after

And hello there are you Mary or are you Sue?

It’s kinda hard to distinguish which one is really you

Won’t take me too long to take out shooters wanting scuffles

Just a few POP POP POPS, then blow the whistle

Stare down wolf howl, that’s the issue

I take offense to think you’d rile up some tissues, I’m no baby-crier

But if you do get the 3-ply ones, with the Vick's attached (Get the tube too!)

And rub it down

It’s K+Y sensuality cause I got feelin' we’ll be movin' the Bible eventually

(Break)

Regardless whatcha think you keep wanting to take a peek but little Virgin Mary never did such a dirty act willingly scary

(Verse 2)

DON'T 'CHA PUT ON FOR ME

I'M A FUCKING COWBOY

DON'T 'CHA SEE MY HAT TIPPED

I'M A FUCKING REAL BOY

HIDIN' THE TRUTH

BUT I ALREADY GAVE ENOUGH

CAN'T SQUEEZE ME OUT

BITCH I'M OUT THIS TOWN

(Outro)

Y’all fuckin' annoying

Get the fuck out of my way

I’ll Pitt ya to the hippie back in the 60s

Scuff up the dirt

Lasso you to the back of the plate