[Lauren]
Well, I love pink things and chocolate’s nice
[Amy]
And who doesn’t like flowers in red and white?
[Lisa]
On paper it’s great
[Katherine]
The most romantic date
[Dani]
Unless you don’t have a date
[Lauren]
I don’t wanna sound like an old hag
But Valentine's Day is such a drag
[Lisa]
Just a reminder that I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life
[All]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Dani]
Hey, I really hate this day
Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave
[Amy]
I thought I was nice
[Lisa]
Thought I was worth a shot
[Dani]
I thought someone would want me but apparently not
Hey, we don’t have Valentines
Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy
[Katherine]
Well, I...
[Lauren]
Because they don’t exist, I don’t care what you say
[Dani]
There’s nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day
[Lisa]
Ooh, aah, ooh
Well, I wanna be a bride but I need a groom
[Katherine]
You’re probably not gonna find one hiding in your room
[Amy]
Hey, leave her alone!
[Lauren]
Yeah, it’s hard to meet guys!
[Dani]
Especially when you know they’re plotting your demise
[Amy]
I see the couples walking down the street
[Dani]
And I can’t help but wonder ‘What’s wrong with me?’
[Lauren]
Why do we need a stupid holiday?
[Lisa]
To rub in what I don’t have in my face
[Christina]
Girls, we got a lot to do, I need good energy and focus from you
[Katherine]
Is she serious?
[Amy]
At a time like this?
[Dani]
Pretty sure she’s being blinded by her ignorant bliss
Well that’s just not fair
Hey, don’t make us work today, we need forty-eight hours just to grieve this pain
[Christina]
You guys are so dramatic
[Lisa]
You don’t know what it’s like!
[Dani]
I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life!
Hey, we should just give up now
If things were gonna change they would’ve gotten better by now
[Christina]
You’ve barely even tried
[Lauren]
Easy for you to say!
[Dani]
You are not the one who’s single on Valentine's Day
[Christina]
Ok, everyone sit down right now
This has gone way too far
You can’t be serious, you really believe
You’ve got so much to give
You think no one can see
Dani, you’re generous
Amy, you’re smart
Lauren, you’ve got such a compassionate heart
Lisa, you’re funny
And Katherine, you’re kind
Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds
This stupid holiday doesn’t define your life
And I’m not just saying that cause I’m about to be wife
Oooh, that rock though
[Dani]
Hey, I guess it’s not that bad
We could all have boyfriends and still be sad
[Amy]
We’ve got no one to fight with
[Lauren]
No one to complain
[Dani]
If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain
Hey Christina, thanks a lot
For giving us perspective on what we got
[Lisa]
We have freedom
[Lauren]
Open schedules
[Amy]
No drama
[Katherine]
Hey guys, I’ve really been meaning to tell you this
But umm... I actually have plans tonight
It’s nothing crazy, but I got asked out
I didn’t want to abandon you guys, but I actually have to leave now
[Dani, Lisa, Amy, and Lauren]
Traitor!