[Intro]

Cookin' soul!

Are ya ready kids?

[Verse 1: Chuuwee]

Blazed like the Galleria

Inhaling salvia was burnin' down a pound of reefer

Fell asleep watching Nicktoons and eatin' pizza

Now Hot N' Ready, 5 dollars for the Little Caesar's

But that don't matter, could've swore I woke up floatin'

And not because I'm smokin'

It's like I'm literally chillin' in the ocean

Started looking around like you gotta be jokin'

My vision all clouded, here's what happened when I focused

I was standin' next to Mr. Krabs

Patrick and Squidward both kissin' ass

Tryna get a raise from out the Krusty Krab

I'm flippin' patties all the customers is gettin' mad

Movin' at my quickest pace pardon if it isn't fast

Krabs bust in, he yellin' talkin' this n' that

Hit him with a quick jab and threw some patties in the trash

Spit it some fries, told Squidward stop bitchin'

Nigga open up the register before the kitchen lid blast

I made off and stuffed the money in my squarepants

Police boat sirens in the background, I hit the gas

260 like a Maybach, I'm in the dash

Grippin' steerin' wheels, callin' Sandy tryna get some ass

Gotta make it quick n' fast

Larry the Lobster wants to beef I'm finna kick his ass

And fuck Gary always whinin' with his kitten half

The cops closing in, But I ain't waitin' for this episode to end

I'm highspeedin' and lane changin'

Squeezin' them thangs still burnin' trees

Rope noose ready to hang Plankton

Miss. Puff got ran down crossin' the street at a red light

Too bad bitch I hate waitin'

My hands shakin' they closin' in

Damnit, my gas tank empty once again

Got to the crib jumped out screamin' it ain't nathan

And then I woke up in the hospital veins achin'

[Outro: Chuuwee]

Caught the suds

Kids please don't do drugs, please

This is why I stopped smoking so much