[Verse 1]

Triangles, triangles everywhere

Silhouttes of Doritos in my brain

New world order, a secretive power elite

This all-encompassing propaganda, it's taking over

Chemicals in the water turning animals gay

Don't vaccinate your kids, unless you wanna give birth to an artist

At least I think that's what they say, I was only half listening

I'll give you the solution but only if you pay

Minds fried by cellphone radiation

Deflect them with this tin foil hat (Make me a tin foil hat)

Bad eyes from constant masturbation

These oven mits a dream for you horny teen, when they startin' at the screen

If you know what I mean

[Chorus]

Am I crazy enough for you yet?

Why can't you let me in?

We've shown our deditacion, you can trust us (Trust us)

We will not expose your secrets

We've no intent to cash in but we figured pay on demand

Illuminati merchandise seems like a quick win

[Verse 2]

I know about the chemtrails, I know about the lies

I know they're pouring poison onto us all from the sky

It's infecting our children, it's corrupting their minds

IQ decreases as demons possess their minds

But Chuggalos we have a solution

It's a god-damn medical revolution

Give a middle finger to the institution

ChuggaBoom! brand bottled water will protect you from pollution

It's a mad, bad flat world and we're all gonna die

Jet fuel still can't melt steel beams

Fake news is still fake (It's fucking fake)

You cannot trust them and all their lies but you can give ChuggaBoom! your lives

[Chorus]

Am I crazy enough for you yet?

Why can't you let me in?

We've shown our deditacion, you can trust us (Trust us)

We will not expose your secrets

We've no intent to cash in but we figured pay on demand

Illuminati merchandise seems like a quick win

[Bridge]

(Oh baby, it's triple!)

You know what's gonna happen

So let it come to be

I'm gonna bust you open

For the whole world to see (oh baby-y-y-y)

No-one will see this coming

They'll see it on TV

The day that ChuggaBoom! crashed

The Illumiparty, eurgh!

(Oh baby-y-y-y-y)

(Oh baby-y-y-y-y)

[Outro]

Chuggalos we are the new world order

Sending invites with every merch order

Chuggalos we are the new world order

Architects of disorder

Chuggalos we are the new world order

Sending invites with every merch order

Chuggalos we are the new world order

Architects of disorder