[Skit: Person]

(Dog Barking)

Person-"You ready for school?"

Chud-"Yeah, should I put all the stuff in the back?"

Person-"You ready for the first day!"

Chud-"Yeah lets get it"

Person-"Boy! We gon chill with them pretty looking girls and their short shorts"

Chud-"They all gon look the same though"

Person-"... and their jean skirts"

Chud-"Jean, jean, jeans... Oakton 2014!"

Person-"We're about to be late though"

Chud-"Man Whatever..."

[Verse 1: Chud]

Walked into this high school so far lost

Now I'm leaving this high so far gone

Never could pictured the day where I would be moving on

Mazel Tov, Now go step on a crouton

Oh, The news on

Current events on CNN

Oh, the Syrians could we ever imagine being them

This just in, Chud's reading of a teleprompter

"Man i knew he couldn't rap like Deli Man's daughter"

But somehow he got your head spinning like a helicopter

With a doughnut he glazed the eyes of a coper

"Sir your eyes look red, are you under the influence"

I'll let you off with a warning if you listen to my music

I got all the power in my hand deepening on how I use it

This one is for the listener and the future college student

Coming from Fairfax County

Getting these broads wetter than the test results at Bounty

I place a high bounty for those who try to find me

Cause you'll never find me cause I be in the brain inside the

So i got you

Thinking bout me

Talking bout me

Walking like me

Talking like me

Oh, I'm the prodigy you my protégé

Watch as the master forms another lane

For the people like me and the suckers who smoke Marry Jane

So ask David Blaine

Am I blowing Os or eating Cheerios, saying cheerio to mirror hoes who got they ass up on the table, sticking they lips out like they caught venereal

Thoughts going through my head as I eat Oakton's cereal

They say something more meaningful

About my character

Do I embarrass ya

Or would you wanna marry a...

Nigga

(Laugh)

Am I rapping as Chud or a High School narrator?

[Outro]

Real talk, just let it rock

Oakton 2014 you know!

C.H.U.D Nigga

[Voicemail: Person]

"Yo what up Chud! Uh my bad dude I can't give you a ride home today...

(Gets interrupted)

Yo uhh I'm kinda busy right now my bad...

(Gets interrupted again)

Sorry bro I have to head out, your gon have to find another ride, Peace!"