[Verse 1: Chud]

Step out of my boys car like we finally here

I've been waiting so long, now its my senior year

We came a long way from open season now who's this new man in the mirror

Don't you miss a tear

Chud got better for likes of king A-Lear

The last stretch, I'm gon put it on a final gear

Everything ain't what it seems so with all my might I'ma make open season disappear

Shouts out new freshman

There some rules you need to learn man

First off, im the teacher, so get to learning

Second, C. H. U. D better act like you know him

No one cares about the relationships you forming

You better know that finding the pool on the third floor is more important

And last, you better find your way through the school, cause no ones looking for your Nemo ass by P. Sherman

Wallaby Way

("Bye hunny, go to school and have a nice day")

Ever since Dirty Towel they wanted to hear what i was gonna say

And now I got they're mind in dismay

Finger stuck on replay

Crowds so big like they gunna cop the new J's

Broads and they jewelry

They say every kiss beings with K

And every K stands for Kid Chud

They also say no glove, no love

So I'mma get my jon all up in this latex

They waiting on a late text

Everything ain't what it seems, we living in the matrix

No one wants your crusty ass so get your ass back to chess mix

Walk in like I got the freshest style

Move over, I'm bout to part this student section like Logan in crowd

Now watch as I reverse the flow like coming up the Nile

Shouts Out to Oakton, we finally got new bathroom tiles

Time is crucial

Words for your doodle

Don't you scruple

I lead the army like Nigel Uno

So yeah, I'm be that kid next door

Administrators can do nothing except for open the floor

They play me every day cause I leave them wanting more

Like in cougar time, hear the cougar roar

Now hears some Mr. Cheney trivia

Can you use administrivia

To get to Lybia

Or would it be helpful consuming activia?

Can you use administrivia

To get to Lybia

Or would it be helpful consuming activia?

[Voicemail]

"Hey Chud its Sami...

I can't take you to school today so I guess you're gunna have to take the bus...

Sorry."