[Skit: Satan, Aleister Crowley, Becky Thatcher, Chuckklez, Huck Finn]

Hello

Who are you?

An angel

What's your name?

Satan

Uh oh

In the Years of the Primal Course, in the dawn of terrestrial

Birth, Man mastered the mammoth and horse, and Man was the

Lord of the Earth. He made him an hollow skin from the heart of an holy tree, He compassed the earth therein, and Man was the Lord of

The Sea. He controlled the vigour of steam, he harnessed the light-ning for hire; He drove the cеlestial team, and man was the Lord of thе Fire. Deep-mouthed from their thrones deep-seated, the choirs

Of the æeons declare. The last of the demons defeated, for Man is the Lord of the Air. Arise, O Man, in thy strength! the kingdom is thine to

Inherit, Till the high gods witness at length that Man is the Lord of his spirit

Welcome beneath my demon side