I'm a walkin' food shitter, buy a burger NFT
I buy ether that is cheap no we don't do no BTC
I was on the blockchain with my wallet paying all the fee
Minting off this metasniper sometimes cook it all for free
Pull up on web3 I'm not a boomer its the internet
Told my mom make me a sandwich then I write her a fat check
Im just kidding sending her some ETH didn't even break a sweat
If any opps drain me then we slide he gonn' be fucking dead
Feeelin like im sneaky with this ETH because i buy a lot
Feelin like im young pac with this artwork cuz i make a lot
Counting up the ether in my MM might go buy some smols
This really rare NFT just to mint i had to suck some balls
Actually the dude's name was motherfuckin' gary vee
The ape inside my profile pic it shine just like some LEDs
I know some degens who learned how to mint before they learned to read
All this food it got me thousand pounds it got me diabetes
Bulking for two weeks when im eating dont fucking interrupt it
All these degens FOMO minting bitch you gonna get abducted
Right now im on my computer yea you hear that fan purrin'
This week imma load up my ledger you smell that gas burning
Alpha channel got the drop info, we multi metaversin'
This song go harder than pixel cocks, yeah these the hardest verses
Stake then breed these useless fucking pictures, yeah my wallet fertile
Mint the jpeg, sell it then repeat, its all a fuckin' circle
Put him on the bored ape it was cheap but he ain't wanna listen
Put him on the smolbrain he was broke but he ain't wanna fix it
Put him on the punk but he was scary, he ain't wanna risk it
It's a competition yeah which whale gonn' be the richest?
I'm a walkin' food shitter, buy a burger NFT
I buy ether that is cheap no we don't do no BTC
I was on the blockchain with my wallet paying all the fee
Minting off this metasniper sometimes cook it all for free
Pull up on web3 I'm not a boomer its the internet
Told my mom make me a sandwich then I write her a fat check
Im just kidding sending her some ETH didn't even break a sweat
If any opps drain me then we slide he gonn' be fucking dead