[Intro]

You motherfuckers, I hate you

I hate all you fucking assholes

So fucking pissed off right now

Yeah yeah temper, temper, calm down Webby...

[Verse 1]

Some of these websites won't post me cause I rep for the burbs

Without even spinnin' my record or inspectin' my words

But while these bloggers underestimate my level of skill

I’ma shove this shit in their faces when I settle a deal

No fuck that, I'll shove it in their faces now

Cause I’m unsigned makin' a couple thou for rappin' in front of crowds

But because of where I'm from these dudes don't take me serious

And make assessments in seconds before they here me spit

Can you tell I'm pissed? well spectacular

Webby's a cold blooded prick, a young Dracula

To shatter your clavicle bone, tie you up and drag ya

From the back of an Acura then set you up in the passenger seat

Belt buckle you in and then poor gas

All over your squirmin' body, drop a Zippo on your lap

Cock my head back laughin' maniacally, take that bitch

Throw a match in the gas tank, blow you to fragments

Come back with a dust pan and sweep up all your ashes

And sprinkle em' on the toilet paper I'll wipe my ass with

I got the craziest rap tactics

Smokin' crack till I black out and wreak havoc

On women and children, I like elderly too

Anybody who's not a subscriber to my YouTube

Gon' get it, so if you don’t like what I do

Suck my motherfuckin' dick until your face turns blue

[Chorus]

They like temper, temper calm down Webby

Take it down a notch, the world’s not ready

Let em talk shit they ain’t steppin to you

They just mad of what you’re destined to do

They like temper, temper calm down Webby

Take a chill pill man, the world’s not ready

They mad at you for doin' everything that you do

So piss me off and I will hate to be you

[Verse 2]

I know my attitude can get pissy every so often

But there’s so many dudes in this world that's pissin' me off and

I should shut my mouth, just smile back and keep on walkin'

But I’ve kept my temper cool to the point it's causin' exhaustion

My dude Apathy told me to relax and just spit these

Bars, and ignore all these fuckin' faggots who diss me

Who use my name in the hopes that I lose my cool and diss back

And they'll get buzz by me puttin' the name in the track

So I zip it and continue on my promisin' path, makin' cash

So while they're runnin' their mouth, I just gotta laugh

Sit back, cop some dope from a groupie and just relax

Even though deep in my soul I wanna go get me an axe

Run up on their doorstep lookin' like a lumberjack

Swing and slash till you couldn't I.D. the dude I attacked

But shit I've been to jail once and I’m not tryin' to go back

So I let it simmer in my brain until my skull cracks

Say to myself, temper temper Webby, turn it down a notch

Then the devil on my shoulder says to go walk down the block

Find a shit talker, drag him to the highest mountain top

Give him a parachute with a hole in it throw him down and watch

Him hit the ground, splatter all over the fuckin' pavement

Stand over what’s left of him yellin' out "now say shit"

I know I’m a deranged headcase

But it’s my temper, I need anger management to help contain me

Like

[Chorus]

They like temper, temper calm down Webby

Take it down a notch, the world’s not ready

Let em talk shit they ain’t steppin to you

They just mad of what you’re destined to do

They like temper, temper calm down Webby

Take a chill pill man, the world’s not ready

They mad at you for doin' everything that you do

So piss me off and I will hate to be you

[Outro]

You mother fuckers

I'll fuckin, I'll kick you in the god damn shins and make you run a lap

Fuckin' scrape your taste buds out and feed you the best meal you ever had

You won't be even able to taste it

I'll uh, scrape your eyes out and put on the Shawshank Redemption

It's a great movie and you're gonna miss it cause you're blind

Assholes