[Intro]

Say that's fer sher

And that's fer sher

That's fer sher

That's fer sher

[Chorus]

I'm a beast (that's fer sher)

Kill a beat (that's fer sher)

Spittin' heat

Cause you know I play for keeps (that's fer sher)

Rap nice (that's fer sher)

Plus I'm white (that's fer sher)

Just give me the mic

I'mma kill it damn right (that's fer sher)

[Verse 1]

I'm a punch line prodigy

Dope? Yo, I gotta be

Spit it and flip it and get 'em jumpin' like a wallaby

But I ain't no Rocko's Modern Life

Still these kids are watching me

Sicker than pathology

I'll vomit on you, probably

Keep rhythm like Tommy Lee

Now tell me who's stopping me?

So everybody stand up, get them hands up like a robbery

I'm a hot commodity, bangin' bitches condom free

Chuggin' bottles till I'm more fucked up than the economy

Mic check, one two, one two three four five six seven eight nine

I generate rhymes

I don't live in state lines

Spit so sharp I can penetrate spines

I rap fer sher

With a bag of the herb, yes sir

Observing actual words, and I rap from the curb

To my pad in the burbs

I'm a bull moving up from the back of the herd

[Chorus]

I'm a beast (that's fer sher)

Kill a beat (that's fer sher)

Spittin' heat

Cause you know I play for keeps (that's fer sher)

Rap nice (that's fer sher)

Plus I'm white (that's fer sher)

Just give me the mic

I'mma kill it damn right (that's fer sher)

[Verse 2]

Said that's fer sher

When I come and show up right at your door

Smack your jaw, got you drinkin' dinner through a plastic straw

Rap it raw, speaking hard

Caption, just put me in charge

I'mma treat 'em like astronomers, they'll be seeing stars

A rap flower, take your chick and bend her back over

Cause I hit more pussy than abusive cat owners

Never catch my ass sober, I'm always passed out

And yeah your girl's a dime, well mine's a half ounce

I hit a track, bounce, rip it when I speak slow

I'm just a wild boy, you could call me Steve-O with a mean flow

Rockin' my jeans low, reppin' the burbs to the fullest

That's where I be, bro

Cause I'm a dog, I shop at Petco

See? I'm just a crazy ass white boy S-O-B

I could murder rock n' roll to a techno beat

With a weed sack stickier than a gecko's feet

Gee, girlies can't help themselves lookin' at the kid

Cause I'm so damn hot they gotta put me in the fridge

You heard, that's my word

Chris Webby be the illest mother fucker in the burbs

And yes, that is fer sher

[Chorus]

I'm a beast (that's fer sher)

Kill a beat (that's fer sher)

Spittin' heat

Cause you know I play for keeps (that's fer sher)

Rap nice (that's fer sher)

Plus I'm white (that's fer sher)

Just give me the mic

I'mma kill it damn right (that's fer sher)

[Outro]

Yeah

It's Chris Webby

And that's fer sher...