Ye, ye, ye, ye, yea

Woo, let's go!

Come my lady, come come my lady

I am the MVP you can't trade me

Hate me or love me I spit greatly

Fuckin the track up, my town is crazy

I'll be back on the beat, back like the rear seat

Reclined and now I'm puttin up my feet

Heat is what I produce like rubbing flint

Punches gottcha seeing two like double mint

I'm just trying to cop a dub and split a dutch open

Fill it with that Mary Jane and start smokin'

Rollin' that shit up and get blasted

Smellin' so good in a bag it's orgasmic

Drop rhythms, pop pills till I'm trippin'

So high that my feet are lifting off the ground like a magician

Since I started flippin' I just never stopped spittin'

Now I am a brain surgeon on these pediatricians

Stay whippin', 2 blunts down and stay twistin'

Keep my people closer than the fingers in a mitten

Verbal ammunition and you know I'm never missin'

More fly than, Dancer, Cupid, Donnor and Blitzin

I am Christian, last name is Webster

Tear down the rap game,insane and clever

Buzzed off the cocaine, untamed as ever

Come down harder than rain, spit flames for pleasure

The X I got won't find you treasure

It'll leave you rollin so hard you'll leave in a stretcher

Better than all these clowns, shit I'm blastin off

I am the next, better Asher Roth

With an unheard flow I'm original

CT Criminal

Any opposition? Minimal

Get up in your face, not a message is subliminal

Battle with me simply is not winnable

I am the pinnacle of white raps since I started to write tracks

Blowing up knuckles and fight back

I like that, I might blast off to the moon

Smokin piff for a night

Capped off dogs, so light that

Puff puff pass till you fall on your ass

Quicker than silver and more fast than the flash

I'm a go kill em with my flow while they're ready to go

So bro, you know you can't rap with me

You're about as hard as a virgin daiquiri

Spit some shit, swear to God I was black, yah see

But I'm a white boy outta the academy

I master beats, who could spit it after me?

So if your looking for the best bitch ask for me

I'm a youngster the next rap from the rug

Like bow wow if he was white and on drugs

And if his tracks didn't suck but they does

So I'm a be a whole lot better than he was

I'm buzzed, you'll know that he's bad

Like Amy Winehouse before the rehab

Poppin' 3 tabs, I'm mad like (doc Jekyll)

Bump up the base line and you know I rock treble

Number one hip hop rebel

You know what I meant, illest MC of European descent