From the San Diego Freeway

To the mouth of Mexico

I bailed out on the bachelor party

They all warned me not to go

But I was so showered up in champagne

That I really wasn't scared

That's why I'm nowhere

So then I walked across the border

Taxi driver take me where

There are spirits of the carnival

And danger in the air

But there's a back door confrontation

When the stranger greets you there

Welcome to nowhere

I remember this place from an old postcard

But I never remember a sky so dark

Or a town full of shadows and topless bars

And bars

So don't forget to tell my family

Don't forget to tell my love

That I'm stuck in Tijuana

Got rolled over in a club

They stole my cash, ID and credit card

No surprise, nobody cares

Alone and nowhere

I remember this place from an old nightmare

But when I opened my eyes I was still there

Nowhere to go, not a dime to spare

To spare

Well, Lord some day I'll shake this shadow

And some day I'll break this curse

When my soul sails through the ceiling

And I'm the guest star in a hearse

But until then I'll continue

Doing exactly as I dare

That's why I'm nowhere--