Dogs Don’t Kill People

By Chris Moyles

On The Parody Album

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Step away from that hutch

Put that bunny down, before he puts you down, like (you see what i did)

Yeah, yeah

Dogs don't kill people, wabbits do

The truth is out there so we're here to tell you

Don't be fooled by this cute little bunny

Cause when he shoots you won't think its funny

Hoppin around in their little cartoon

You'll be nearer to death than those guys in cucoon

You never had had a dream as bad as this

When like a rabbit in a bad mood with a really big gun

These arent some nuns in habits

These are scary gun toting wabbits

Flopsy mopsy

Dont be fooled cause these are the animals from the fluffy underworld

Dont turn out that light at night

Cuz bunnies 'ear gonna give u a fright

If u find urself covered in claret look for the rabbit with the smoking carrot

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people rabbits do

I lived in a forest so i know that its true

They'll turn ur mumma into minced meat

And then turn your horse into glue (glue)

So dont go laughing at this silly little rhyme

Rabbits do the killing but they dont do the time

If i could id b top of my class

Id take that wabbit and pop a cap in his ass

The truth is out, the wabbit has risen

But these damn rabbits ain't ever go 2 prison

Bugs Bunny R.I.P

U can watch your rabbits in the cemetary

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

I look like a rabbit but i wouldn't kill you

They got big teeth and they dont do dental cuz most of these bunnys are absolutely mental

Heres a story u betta listen cuz after u hear it you won't be dissin'

Had a friend that ended up wacked got sent up to heaven and the rabbit even packed

So if you see a big eared bunny toting a gun and thinking its funny get out of his way or u might just kick it on his way to God with a 1 way ticket

Dont need armour, dont need tanks just a rabbit with a pistol down his pants

Theres rabbits everywhere in the park and the street

Theres rabbits every where that you hope you dont meet

Look at the man he thinks hes so cool

Cruising down the road with the hoes and the hunnys

So dont forget this silly little songs

Dogs dont kill people its just bunnys

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

Summon elmer fudd

Woo woo woooo

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