Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick

Winning by intimidation

Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt

It's the ultimate distraction

I poke button

I want action

Let's hear some gears and see some smoke

No dilly-dally

Move your heiny

This is the age of "go for broke"

Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass

If you don't mind humiliation

Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe

Academic contemplation

So pathetic

No mechanic

No steady eye, no magic touch

No screwdriver

Ball-peen hammer

And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch

Not personal?

Yeah it's personal

What did I ever do to you?

No crap from

Contraptions

Just do what I tell you to do

Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom

Everybody loves a victim

Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke

Humor is greasy lubrication

Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books

Wealth is all about perceptions

Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint

Stoner free association

Broke down, lifeless

Junkyard worthless

No tweezer Jesus in the house

So desperate

So dependent

Pay any price to dope it out

I want genius

I wanna suss

The perfect kluge, the devil glitch

Oh, hosanna

Socket messiah

The only Jesus worth a shit

Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head

Go to experts, get opinions

Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite

Trust in reason and persuasion

Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone

Let it stew in isolation

Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge

Revenge is such a cool sensation

Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name

Redefine the situation

Sometimes you can fix something by just running away

Avoid a messy confrontation

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand

But that's an awesome obligation

Sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war

Everybody at attention

Sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night

Answers come out of exhaustion

Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie

Screw 'em with misinformation

Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk

Take a break, take a vacation

Sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek

That's what they tell you in religion

Sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart

Maybe the damn thing wants attention

Sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around

It's a form of education

Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up