The auctioneer said to the valet

"Guy that takes the cars to the garage."

The valet said, "I know that, but did you know this?

Inside there's some caviar."

Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar

With the smoothness of marbles

Are the old sturgeon's pearls

Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar

The gumballs, the black seed

The taste of the unborn

Rainwater is up to her ankles

By the time the bus finally comes

She gets on and looks at her socks

What's on them? It's caviar

Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar

With the smoothness of marbles

Are the wise sturgeon's pearls

Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar

The gumballs, the black seed

The taste of the unborn