My friends are having the time of their lives

And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig

I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old

Why’s doing laundry so expensive here

I said your friends don’t like me

They think I’m too mean

I like the way that I am

I said my friends don’t like you

You think you’re too cool

I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives

And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again

I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much

When will I ever stop drinking beer

I said your friends don’t like me

They think I’m too mean

I like the way that I am

I said my friends don’t like you

You think you’re too cool

I hate the way that you are

I can’t believe that I slept past two

Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food

Can we hit my favorite deli please

So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese

AH!

I said your friends don’t like me

They think I’m too mean

I like the way that I am

I said my friends don’t like you

You think you’re too cool

I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives

And I’m home alone x2