Grabbed a sixer of Gansett $5.99

Cause it's Monday I'm wasted

Half of the time

Play smash till I pass out

My bed is on the couch

Wake up with a sore neck

Like I smashed my back out

Let me tell you how it is

I'm greasy and gross

Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke

Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke

A warning sign for most it's not a joke

Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light $15.99

It's Friday night

And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites

A day late on rent

Missed a call from my doctor

Sleep with one eye open

My land lord's a mobster

Let me tell you how it is

I'm greasy and gross

Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke

Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke

A warning sign for most it's not a joke

Lets drink this place dry

Until we're thrown out of the bar

Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car

Act my shoe size, never my age

Then next week lets repeat

Cause none of this will matter anyway