[Verse 1]

Somebody once told me

The world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb

With her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

(You ready to kick some ass?)

[Hook]

Well, the years start coming

And they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine, never shine, never shine

[Verse 2]

It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke

And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

(Some) world to snuff the fires and the liars

Hey, I know it's just a song, but it's spice for the recipe

This is a love attack, I know it went out, but it's back

It's just like any fad, it retracts, retracts, retracts, retracts

[Pre-Chorus]

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out

Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive

And if you follow there may be a tomorrow

But if the offer's shunned

You might as well be walking on the sun

[Chorus]

Hey now, you're an all star

Get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

[Pre-Chorus]

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out

Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to (Kick some ass)

And if you follow there may be a tomorrow

But if the offer's shunned

You might as well be walking on the sun

[Chorus]

Hey now, you're an all star

Get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that, all that glitters is gold