I count beans, with a calculator

I'm busy now, can I call you later?

I stack beans, into a mountain

I'm busy now, I'm still countin'

Chillzilly Gonzizzle make it drizzle

And my initials, monogrammed on my weed bag

It's official, same old racket, new tax bracket

My life's an expensive movie, I'm back-lit

And after countless sequels, I'm still the opposite of peaceful

The opposite of Swiss people

And when the beans talk, I hear the echo

Speaking to me in the voice of Mr. Gordan Gekko

I got some beans but I want some more

And the French don't have a word for entrepreneur

They're into status, seduction addicts

They don't care whose bean sack is the fattest

In fact they seem pissed if a rich man's in their midst

Cause they think musicians must be socialists

Sorry, I apologize, I guess I'm an assman

I love big bottomed lines

I'm not a has-been, but I has beans

And that means being beanless is a bad dream

Woke up this morning I was all sweaty

Like my name was Tom, have I become petty?

Don't wanna be a broke joke unemployed

Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?

Don't wanna be a broke joke unemployed

Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?

I can't sleep, I won't sleep, don't wanna sleep

I finally fall asleep but in that dream I'm counting more beans

I had a childhood of money lust

But thank God dough rises to the upper crust

And the crumbs feed the pigeons, I could see a vision

Made a decision to be a paid musician, I would play in the system

That's why I never had a shortage

Cause I don't snort it, like they do in Shoreditch

Business is pleasure if you can afford it

So I pay the weedman same day as the mortgage

I plant seeds and then they blossom

It's a healthy fuckin' beans that's fucking awesome

I plant seeds and then they blossom

It's a healthy fuckin' beans that's fucking awesome, right?

All work no play, sounds silly

But it sure takes a lot of beans to make chili

On with the show, extravagonzo

Beanaholic, call me Chilly Garbanzo

My money is so clean, Listerine

If money talks I could never play Mr. Bean

What's my recipe? I could never spill the beans

Your amounts don't amount to a hill of beans