One Trick Phony

By Chillindude829

Released on March 1, 2019

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[Verse 1: Chillin]

Yo Mr. Wiz, which game had the hypest plays?

Not including Melee dawg, that was a mistake

Don't come crawling back when you doing badly

You make me and MikeHaze look like fuckin athletes

Built from the ground up, EVO in the rearview

Mr. Wizard's talking shit but we don't even hear you

Melee not at EVO? Guess you feeling overworked

Nine whole games but you only own that orange shirt


[Transition: Mike Haze]

Okay, wait a minute, why are we even wasting time with Mr. Wizard dawg, like no one really cares that much. I got someone better we can diss, drop the beat Chillin

[Verse 2: Chillin and Mike Haze]

Yeah

So what is this? It's a Salem diss

We spittin too much fire, time to burn the Salem witch

It's obvious, I'm thinking you should call it quits

You're being such a little bitch that even Tafokints is talking shit

Hard to miss, I got bars to spit

You had a nice little run but it's gone to shit

I had to cool the flow down cause my lines is coming too hot

I'ma rep the team down at Summit, but you not

You're not at Summit, I think that all your stock will plummet

So stop disrupting if your stupid tweets your only function

Got no discussion, we're gonna make you disappear

You can't stand up for nothing because you as short as your career

Let me make it clear, Melee created this

Why you out here talking shit? We all got a stake in this

Get this man some help because that Twitter lookin terrible

Don't worry. I bet MVG'll take good care of you

You're often extreme, you're so off and it seems

You won't stop so you getting dropped from the team

It's odd and serene, you're so lost in the scheme

You try to follow your dream, but no one watches your stream

Not tryna be mean, I'm a lover not a fighter

But I was winning tourneys back when this dude was in diapers

Unlike Salem, Melee always has a rebirth

And Plup outplaced you. Where were the years of research?

A swift procedure, we roasting Salem on the leisure

I'm thinking he hurt and he needs to go and smoke some reefer

You had a master plan and none of it has gone right

But why we wasting time when he got 65th at Frostbite?

Oh right. I was expecting just a little more

Next time prerequisite: diss someone top 64

Salem just another scrub, you know I don't got time for these

Leave this dude behind and we all just saying "Finally..."