[Chorus]
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, life is so random
I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun
Make him make a go fund me for the ransom
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, everything gets so random
For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome
I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing
[Verse]
I ain't tryna stick to a theme
I'm like a kid who wanna sniff glue with lean
Life's the movie Inception, I'm tryna get through the dream
Stuck in VR with this big booty queen
Whatever kid, you never did half of thе
Gangsta shit you said you did amateur
Each tour is a 20 gig massacre
You thought Freddy Fox was a Pеppa Pig character
I'm Pac, I'ma spit at the next camera
Fuck a fast car, I'ma get a pet jaguar
Somethin' somethin' somethin' connected to Excalibur
I do workout sets to get more sex stamina
I'm tryna climb trees, I'm tryna jump from a bridge
I'm tryna learn parkour so I can run from the pigs, bitch
Come to the crib, come
Pump somethin' big I've been around the world
I've probably got 100 kids
Of different colors, bet they speak different languages
Some got lucky, others disadvantages
Life's a box of quality treats, that's some scary stuff
Your pops met your moms and shot you out in a Harry Moff
Life depends on when and where your parents fuck
You never know what two people can make when you pair em up (facts)
And look at you, fuckin' loser
[Chorus]
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, life is so random
I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun
Make him make a go fund me for the ransom
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, everything gets so random
For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome
I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing
[Verse]
(Why) It's been in time, wasted just wasted time
If you can't transplant a brain can you change a mind? (why)
Why is ice not made of green and green not made of ice?
In the universe is our planet just a grain of rice (why)
Why do scissors always go in pairs?
Why are pizzas round, cut in triangles, sold in squares? (why)
That's some random shit I think as I'm sittin' there
With my mouth wide open on a dentist chair
It's all random
Life is unfair with more ups and downs
Than the rise of the fun fair
Everything being held together by a cunt hair
Most of us walkin' round clueless with a dumb stare (ohh)
Where do we go when we die?
No one there gave us direct answers
So get drunk when you get anxious
Somethin' somethin' somethin'
Connected to Ned Flanders
Cuz it rhyme checks on random facts about red pandas
Red pandas are the OG pandas
They're not related to the giant ones 98% of their diet is bamboo
They spend two thirds of the day sleeping
And have six digits on their front paws
[Chorus]
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, life is so random
I might kidnap a rapper with a handgun
Make him make a go fund me for the ransom
Makes no sense, random
Makes no sense, everything gets so random
For some I'm ugly but my mom thinks I'm handsome
I'm butt naked glancing in the mirror when I'm dancing