[Intro]

This is for the grandmas worldwide, waddup

This is for the grandpas worldwide, waddup

All my babysitters worldwide, waddup

Thanks to y'all we can get fucked up

This is for my grandmas worldwide, waddup

This is for the grandpas worldwide, waddup

All my babysitters worldwide, waddup

Thanks to y'all we can get fucked up

[Chorus]

Tonight y'all sleeping at grandma's house

Daddy and Bankal are gonna be acting wild

The long lost makers are finally back in town

We finna let lose until we're blacken out

Our youth is back around

Tonight y'all sleeping at grandma's house

Daddy and Bankal are gonna be acting wild

The long lost makers are finally back in town

We finna let loose until we're blacken out

Our youth is back around

[Verse]

Go shorty, (Go shorty), go shorty (ah)

Like it's your birthday shit (shit)

Big up my dad bod thеse pants and shirt ain't fit (fit)

We ain't been drunk in a minute (minutе)

Shots filled like an earthquake hit (hit)

But you're going over the limit with blurred vision and slurred language

(Tonight we bugging out the bar)

Like it's our first pay slip

(Old man he'll be getting in a brawl)

Anybody got their first aid kit?

(I ain't got no filter at all)

Call me Bill Burr wasted

(Fuck it we gonna drink some more)

You ain't gotta be persuasive (let's go)

Put more beer in the tank (tank)

Bring on the delirium trance (trance)

We dance with family lives and we plan this night about a year in advance (ah)

We going all out tonight nobody

Finna interfere with our plans

But I'm scared to dance I'm old and live in fear of a cramp

[Chorus]

Tonight y'all sleeping at grandma's house (shut up grandma)

Daddy and Bankal are gonna be acting wild (going crazy)

The long lost makers are finally back in town (back in town, woo)

We finna let lose until we're blacken out

Our youth is back around

Tonight y'all sleeping at grandma's house

Daddy and Bankal are gonna be acting wild

The long lost makers are finally back in town

We finna let lose until we're blacken out

(Uh, where am I already?)

[Verse]

I rarely see my bros (facts)

And I rarely drink keggers with em (facts)

We ain't one to speak the hoes

We came here to get away from women (facts)

Plus who gon' hit on me? (who?)

My hair is grey and thinnin'

We stay aging but we ain't gained any greater wisdom

We old fogies that chat bologna

Smokin' these pads on stogies (yeah)

Crackin' open cold beers

Here, we tell dad jokes only (yeah)

After parties at mine (mine)

We all stagger home slowly (huh)

I can't walk a straight line (line)

I need a chaperone, homie (huh)

We get back, it's a crazy trunk fest

Beers goin' down, there ain't enough left

The place is a mess, fuck the neighbors

We wake em up next, playin' dubstep

Did we hear a knock? (shit)

We must've made em upset (shit)

Yeah, we gotta call the police

We tell em come in and change the subject

But we can't always act immortal

Lackin' morals, crackin' bottles

As for tomorrow, I'll be a dad again

Alcohol, I have to forego

And my life will be back to normal

Me and my neighbors actin' cordial

Party me, I'll be back for sure though

ASAP in a magic portal

[Bridge]

I get trashed like a don

But I feel like trash by the morning

I ain't twenty no more

This hangover gon' last twice as long

But fuck it, my dad, life's the bomb

And I'm glad my past life is gone

Hairlines receding

But I know I'm still the man like LeBron

I get trashed like a don

But I feel like trash by the morning

I ain't twenty no more

This hangover gon' last twice as long

But fuck it, my dad, life's the bomb

And I'm glad my past life is gone

I'ma watch my son play and relax by the morn

[Chorus]

Tonight y'all sleeping at grandma's house

Daddy and Bankal are gonna be acting wild

The long lost beggars are finally back in town

We finna let loose until we're blackin' out