[Verse 1]

Oh, baby, I see you in my TV set

Yeah, baby, I see you in my TV set

I cut your head off and put it in my TV set

I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set

I watch TV, I watch TV

Since I put you in my TV set

[Verse 2]

Oh, baby, I hear you in my radio

Yeah, baby, I hear you in my radio

You know I flip, flip, flip for my radio

You're gonna drip, drip, drip on my radio

AM radio, PM radio

Since I tuned you inside my radio, like this

[Verse 3]

Oh, baby, I see you in my Frigidaire

Yeah, baby, I see you in my Frigidaire

Behind the mayonnaise way in the back

I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack

But though it's cold, you won't get old

'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire, ow

[Verse 4]

Oh, baby, you look so good in my crib at night

Yeah, baby, look so good in my crib at night

Oh, I could give you a million hugs

You look so good all covered up in bugs

Oh, I missed some there under your chair

But that's alright, I'll sweep you under the rug, hahahaha

[Verse 5]

Oh, baby, I see you in my TV set

Yeah, baby, I see you in my TV set

I cut your head off and put it in my TV set

I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set

I watch TV, I watch TV

Since I've seen you I've been so upset