Intro - Look at this. This is an aspen. You can tell this is an aspen tree because of the way it is

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Chiefing on the bowl and cheesing on the mic

That’s what we do when we hit the pipe

Yea baby our crew be flying kites

Come on and take a ride with us tonight

[Verse 1: Big Burn]

Chilling at my house with Beals and Jake p

I sit and watch while they pour me some greens

This stupid random slut asks me for a piece

Shut the fuck up fore u get slapped out ya seat

This bitch can't get enough of me

Watch me blow my load on her pretty

Face while I'm puffing 5 star tree

I'm the bees knees when it comes to smoking weed

So high I can't even fucking think strait

Seeing images of elephants masturbate

See chronic takes my mind to a strange place

And they try and tell me it’s not fun to get blunt faced

So pass me a joint and load up that bong

Kids smoke themselves retarded when they hear my songs

Fucking your girlfriend in a pink bright thong

Her pussy my dick that’s where she belongs

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[Verse 2: Beals]

Heading downtown gonna meet some guy

Not quite sure what I'm gonna buy

He might have some shit that's laced with oregano

I don’t care as long as it's dro

I'm about to crush this pop can

Put some holes in it shit yea I'm a real man

No sense spending money on a bong

I don't get paid unless I sell my schlong

Light that match burn that swag on the aluminum

Flavor lasts as long as bazooka gum

This weed tastes like it came out of a dirty lake

And it's giving me a nasty headache

Suns too bright everything sounds amplified

I can hardly move and I feel paralyzed

My heart rates' faster than I can cum this day's just begun

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[Verse 3: Big Burn]

Devils lettuce has my brain elevated

Rufescent eyes that be dilated

Puff on that motherfucking magic dragon

Burn only smokes ak-47

Elitist cannabis consumption

Take a real hit grow some gumption

My album's so dope I sell it by the gram

Posting pics of my dick on Instagram

Fans damn I need some of those

Blood, sweat, & tears to get on the radio

Sleepless nights show after show

Some ugly beauty shit strait no doze

Like Lenny Pepperbottom I respect nature

Smoking mad trees acre after acre

Mary jane my crutch my savior

Blazing blunts till I meet my maker

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Outro - Wow, What a beaut