[Prince Paul]

Yo whassup? This is Prince Paul

And I've been hearin that this Chief Chinchilla guy

Has been runnin around watchin too much Menace II Society

And drinkin all that malt liquor again - yo Chief~!!

That stuff will make sure your future chinchillas will be UN-pimpish

And three headed - listen to your boy J-Zone

And leave them 40's alone

Cause look, you keep on drinkin them 40's

Check it out man, your lips are gonna fall off

Your booty's gonna shrink, and your eyeballs is gonna look like testicles

Trust me, I seen it happen to this kid who lived down the block from me

Now look at him! He's in the Special Olympics

Not because of that - he's actually runnin the concessions stand

See what happens? He got DEMOTED

He used to be, the best rapper in in in in Arkansas

He just fell off!

Fell off like - Insert Rapper Here