Because there's a poltergeist

In every pen

Waiting behind each monitor

Lurking

Paralyzing every word

I have for you in my head

I be your ambient room

Your feather bed

I'll cook you macaroni

Every day of the week

Anxiety attack strikes again

Every time I pick up a pen

Procrastinator...

Procrastination

Procrastinator, I'm a procrastinator!