[Verse 1]

There's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess

In every fairy tale I've ever read

You only get the prince if

You're beautiful but willing

To advertise your weakness

There's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess

[Verse 2]

There's no handsome Hollywood hero

For a homely heroine

In every picture show I've ever seen

You win love and happiness when

You're beautiful but willing

To advеrtise your weakness

Thеre's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess

[Bridge]

Plain Jane princess ain't beautiful

And how we talk about her can be oh so cruel

In a world that puts more stock in appearance

Than what's in her heart, we don't know the difference

[Chorus]

There's no rock and roll superstar

For an uncomely angel

In every video I've ever seen

It's not love but sexiness that'll

Make a man weep

And advertise his weakness

There's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess

There's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess

There's no knight in shining armor

For a plain Jane princess